CAFFEINE ADHD + BAD DECISIONS TEE

• Wash cold (your anxiety is already hot enough)
• No bleach (unlike your mental health, don't strip this)
• Tumble dry low or hang (we recommend overthinking which one)
• Easy returns because decision paralysis is real
• FABRIC: 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz, pre-shrunk
• FIT: Unisex, true to size (size up if you like drowning in fabric)
• PRINT: Direct-to-garment, won't crack or fade after 3 washes like cheap shit

Every tee is printed fresh after you order. No warehouses, no mass-produced stock. That means a bit more wait, usually 1-2 weeks door to door in the US.

Something's off? If it arrives damaged or we messed up, we'll fix it free, Wrong size? You have 14 days to swap it for store credit.

Full details in our guidelines.