FEEL ALL. FEAR NONE. UNISEX SOCKS
9999 in stock
Measurements are approximate. When between sizes, size up.
Premium Tees
Comfort Colors®
Free Returns
Zero Hassle
Fast Shipping
Worldwide
Couldn't load pickup availability
Material & Care
Material & Care
- Wash cold (your anxiety is already hot enough)
- No bleach (unlike your mental health, don't strip this)
- Tumble dry low or hang (we recommend overthinking which one)
- Easy returns because decision paralysis is real
- FABRIC: 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz, pre-shrunk
- FIT: Unisex, true to size (size up if you like drowning in fabric)
- PRINT: Direct-to-garment, won't crack or fade after 3 washes like cheap shit
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Every tee is printed fresh after you order. No warehouses, no mass-produced stock. That means a bit more wait, usually 1-2 weeks door to door in the US.
Something's off? If it arrives damaged or we messed up, we'll fix it free, Wrong size? You have 14 days to swap it for store credit.
Full details in our guidelines.
Share this product
What you're
actually getting
Beyond just a tee.
50k+ already in the spiral
Welcome to the group chat. Bring your own diagnosis.
Your people will spot it
Worn in the wild, recognized by the right ones. The rest won't get it. That's kind of the point.
It's not just a tee, it's a mood
Wear it on your worst day. Or your best. Or that weird Tuesday where everything feels off and you can't explain why.
Complete the spiral
Most worn. Most tagged. Most "where'd you get that?"
More From The Chaos
We didn't start a brand. We started a group chat.
Five of us started joking in a group chat about how our diagnoses felt like personality traits. One t-shirt joke became more. Now it's for the 3am-spiral crew, the "my anxiety sent this" texters - not a lifestyle brand. A group project. You're in it now.
