FERAL AND EPHEMERAL TEE
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Material & Care
Material & Care
- Wash cold (your anxiety is already hot enough)
- No bleach (unlike your mental health, don't strip this)
- Tumble dry low or hang (we recommend overthinking which one)
- Easy returns because decision paralysis is real
- FABRIC: 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz, pre-shrunk
- FIT: Unisex, true to size (size up if you like drowning in fabric)
- PRINT: Direct-to-garment, won't crack or fade after 3 washes like cheap shit
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Every tee is printed fresh after you order. No warehouses, no mass-produced stock. That means a bit more wait, usually 1-2 weeks door to door in the US.
Something's off? If it arrives damaged or we messed up, we'll fix it free, Wrong size? You have 14 days to swap it for store credit.
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More From The Chaos
★★★★★
Based on 801 reviews
W
Middle of the road. Love the design, fabric is meh.
June 17, 2026
A
Took a month to arrive and the print was off.
June 18, 2026
R
Showed up fast and looks great. Stranger at the coffee shop just nodded like he understood.
May 16, 2026
K
Print quality blew me away. My buddy ordered one the second he saw mine. True to size, ordered a large and it fits perfect.
June 8, 2026
C
Love the design, just wish the fabric was a touch thicker.
May 25, 2026
H
Threw it on for errands and felt seen. Coworkers keep asking if it comes in their size.
May 14, 2026
F
Happy with it. Sizing runs a bit big so I'd size down next time.
May 16, 2026
P
My new go to for casual days. My group chat lost it when I posted a pic. Lightweight and breathable, perfect for summer.
April 30, 2026
H
Wore it once and immediately wanted another. Stranger at the coffee shop just nodded like he understood.
May 25, 2026
J
Middle of the road. Love the design, fabric is meh.
June 8, 2026
D
Fits well and the joke is perfect, print sits slightly high but no big deal.
June 10, 2026
E
Really funny and comfortable, took about two weeks to arrive though.
April 14, 2026
S
Happy with it. Sizing runs a bit big so I'd size down next time.
May 24, 2026
C
Showed up fast and looks great. Held its shape after washing, no shrink.
June 20, 2026
G
This is the most me shirt I own. My wife stole it within a week. Fabric is on the thinner side but that's exactly how I like my tees.
April 24, 2026
E
Soft, comfy and the print is sharp. My buddy ordered one the second he saw mine. True to size, ordered a large and it fits perfect.
June 11, 2026
M
Finally a shirt that just gets it. Got stopped twice at the grocery store. Love this brand.
June 15, 2026
G
Quality is better than I expected for the price. Got stopped twice at the grocery store.
June 17, 2026
K
Showed up fast and looks great. Even my doctor commented on it. Fabric is on the thinner side but that's exactly how I like my tees.
June 14, 2026
W
Comfy and gets laughs, only knock is the fabric weight.
June 10, 2026
T
Wore it once and immediately wanted another. My wife stole it within a week. Fabric is on the thinner side but that's exactly how I like my tees.
May 28, 2026
S
Honestly funnier in person than online. Three different people asked about it the first day. Fabric is on the thinner side but that's exactly how I like my tees.
June 6, 2026
P
Exactly what I was hoping for. Cashier laughed and said she needed one.
June 7, 2026
K
Got so many compliments wearing this. My wife stole it within a week. Fabric is on the thinner side but that's exactly how I like my tees.
May 9, 2026
J
Quality is better than I expected for the price. Even my doctor commented on it.
June 12, 2026
V
Cool design, shipping took almost three weeks.
June 19, 2026
T
Like it a lot, would give five stars if it ran a bit truer to size.
May 16, 2026
M
My new go to for casual days. Coworkers keep asking if it comes in their size. True to size, ordered a large and it fits perfect. Love this brand.
June 3, 2026
D
Like it a lot, would give five stars if it ran a bit truer to size.
May 19, 2026
D
My new go to for casual days. My wife stole it within a week. Soft material and the print hasn't cracked at all.
May 17, 2026
C
Soft, comfy and the print is sharp. Held its shape after washing, no shrink.
May 26, 2026
M
Exactly what I was hoping for. Comfortable enough that I sleep in it too.
May 19, 2026
E
Funny print, mine arrived with a small mark near the hem.
June 15, 2026
V
Happy with it. Sizing runs a bit big so I'd size down next time.
June 13, 2026
T
Bought it as a joke, now it lives in my rotation. Cashier laughed and said she needed one.
May 21, 2026
D
Quality is better than I expected for the price. Comfortable enough that I sleep in it too.
May 14, 2026
S
Good buy. Print is sharp, fabric is thin but I expected that.
May 13, 2026
G
Threw it on for errands and felt seen. My brother demanded to know where I bought it. Runs a touch big so keep that in mind.
May 17, 2026
M
Solid tee. Would have liked a couple more color options.
May 9, 2026
M
This is the most me shirt I own. Got recognized by another ADHD guy at my kid's game. Lightweight and breathable, perfect for summer.
May 31, 2026
P
Took a month to arrive and the print was off.
May 2, 2026
F
Not worth the price, fabric is paper thin.
April 27, 2026
H
Print quality blew me away. My wife stole it within a week.
April 30, 2026
K
Nice idea but the print was smaller than it looked online.
May 25, 2026
E
Great shirt overall, shipping took a little longer than I expected.
May 27, 2026
L
Exactly what I was hoping for. Got stopped twice at the grocery store.
April 28, 2026
J
Solid everyday tee, would order again once it restocks in my size.
June 17, 2026
S
Happy with it. Sizing runs a bit big so I'd size down next time.
June 8, 2026
D
Really funny and comfortable, took about two weeks to arrive though.
April 26, 2026
T
Honestly funnier in person than online. Fabric is on the thinner side but that's exactly how I like my tees.
June 6, 2026
P
Took almost three weeks to arrive and the sizing was off.
April 30, 2026
S
Love the design, just wish the fabric was a touch thicker.
June 13, 2026
C
Wife rolled her eyes which means it's perfect. Fit is spot on and the colors pop.
June 20, 2026
M
Wear it way more than I should. Material is light but feels good on. Will be back for more.
May 18, 2026
C
Love the design, just wish the fabric was a touch thicker.
May 27, 2026
I
This shirt understood me before I did. Runs a touch big so keep that in mind.
June 2, 2026
K
Design is funny but the quality didn't match what I paid.
June 2, 2026
B
Decent shirt but I expected more for thirty five dollars.
May 9, 2026
D
My new go to for casual days. Cashier laughed and said she needed one. Fabric is on the thinner side but that's exactly how I like my tees.
June 19, 2026
S
Already planning my next order. Runs a touch big so keep that in mind.
June 1, 2026
L
Nice idea but the print was smaller than it looked online.
May 10, 2026
H
Soft, comfy and the print is sharp. Some guy in the parking lot gave me a knowing nod. 10 out of 10.
May 9, 2026
V
My new go to for casual days.
May 21, 2026
A
Solid tee. Would have liked a couple more color options.
May 26, 2026
K
Exactly what I was hoping for. My wife stole it within a week.
May 12, 2026
N
Comfiest shirt in my drawer now. A total stranger said it was the best shirt he'd seen all week.
April 25, 2026
M
Instant favorite, no notes. Even my doctor commented on it. Love this brand.
April 15, 2026
G
The humor is great, the material feels a bit cheap.
May 24, 2026
B
Design is funny but the quality didn't match what I paid.
May 28, 2026
E
Instant favorite, no notes. Got stopped twice at the grocery store. Comfortable enough that I sleep in it too. Highly recommend.
May 26, 2026
E
Hits a little too close to home and I love it. Coworkers keep asking if it comes in their size.
June 15, 2026
C
Ordered my normal size and it came huge.
May 17, 2026
K
Design is exactly as shown, packaging could be better.
May 28, 2026
B
This brand just gets the assignment. Soft material and the print hasn't cracked at all.
June 16, 2026
M
Hits a little too close to home and I love it. Two people at Home Depot commented on it. Lightweight and breathable, perfect for summer.
June 16, 2026
B
Print looks great, just took a while to ship out.
May 23, 2026
B
The humor is great, the material feels a bit cheap.
June 20, 2026
R
Did not expect to like it this much. Coworkers keep asking if it comes in their size. Fabric is on the thinner side but that's exactly how I like my tees.
April 18, 2026
A
Wear it way more than I should. Some guy in the parking lot gave me a knowing nod. Comfortable enough that I sleep in it too.
June 9, 2026
P
This is the most me shirt I own. My buddy ordered one the second he saw mine.
June 10, 2026
B
Quality is better than I expected for the price. My group chat lost it when I posted a pic. Runs a touch big so keep that in mind.
May 19, 2026
D
Print quality blew me away. Even my doctor commented on it. Will be back for more.
May 19, 2026
H
My kind of humor on a shirt. My brother demanded to know where I bought it.
June 20, 2026
S
Print was off center and the material feels cheap for the price.
June 3, 2026
P
Print started fading after one wash, not great.
June 4, 2026
N
Instant favorite, no notes. Three different people asked about it the first day. Runs a touch big so keep that in mind.
May 16, 2026
A
Wear it all the time, just wish it came in black too.
June 6, 2026
A
Hits a little too close to home and I love it. Guy at the gym stopped me to ask where I got it. Buy it.
June 12, 2026
B
Quality is decent, the color is slightly different from the photo.
May 28, 2026
I
Already planning my next order. My group chat lost it when I posted a pic. Held its shape after washing, no shrink. Buy it.
June 16, 2026
M
Okay overall. Color faded slightly after the first wash.
May 31, 2026
R
Good quality, the material is lighter than I pictured but still nice.
May 20, 2026
S
Wore it to work and it was a whole conversation. Random dude at the bar pointed and said me too man.
May 23, 2026
C
Quality is better than I expected for the price. My therapist actually laughed when I wore it in.
May 15, 2026
W
This is exactly my sense of humor. Guy at the gym stopped me to ask where I got it. Runs a touch big so keep that in mind.
June 7, 2026
K
Print quality blew me away. A coworker said it described him to a tee.
May 23, 2026
L
Print looks great, just took a while to ship out.
June 1, 2026
F
Instant favorite, no notes. Cashier laughed and said she needed one. Held its shape after washing, no shrink.
May 18, 2026
N
Design is great but the shirt runs thin for the price.
May 24, 2026
K
Comfy and gets laughs, only knock is the fabric weight.
June 16, 2026
