The Father's Day gift for the dad who gets it.
For the dad whose brain never stops, and who somehow still remembers every inside joke.
He gets everything but the small stuff. This is the gift that gets him.
IF IT WASN'T FOR THE T-SHIRT
Measurements are approximate. When between sizes, size up.
Everyone Got Him Wrong, You GOT It!
For years they called him scattered, forgetful, off in his own world. You knew the truth. It was never carelessness, it's just how his brain works, and you love him for it. This is the gift that finally says it out loud, and he'll actually wear it.
YOU THOUGHT OF HIM IMMEDIATELY. THE DAD WHO GETS IT.
For THE DAD who GETS IT. Officially diagnosed, quietly suspects it, or just clearly wired this way, and who you lovefor it.
The dad with 12 projects open and zero finished.
The one who loses his keys daily and never your birthday.
The hyperfocus hobbyist, the big-idea guy, the lovable chaos.
Never careless, just running on a different frequency.
The dads who get it, get it.
HE'LL ACTUALLY WEAR IT
Garment dyed
Premium Comfort Colors blank, broken-in soft from the first wear.
Tagless
Nothing scratchy, no stiff collar. Dads notice.
Relaxed dad fit
True to size, not slim. Size guide on the page.
Heavyweight
Holds the shape and the print, wash after wash.
ADHD RUNS IN THE FAMILY
He gets it. So does the kid who got it from him. Match his tee with theirs, 10$ off the set.
Dad tee plus matching kid tee,
10$ off auto-applied in cart.
ADHD ✦ SARCASM IS ICONIC T-SHIRT
MY NEXT PIERCING TEE
MY NECK MY BACK T-SHIRT
CAFFEINE ADHD + BAD DECISIONS TEE
BUT THESE TITS ARE ICONIC TEE
AUTISM ✦ SARCASM IS ICONIC T-SHIRT
AUTISTIC & FULLY BALLISTIC TEE
MY ADHD CAME FOR THE DOPAMINE TEE
NOTORIOUSLY FERAL WITH MENTAL ISSUES TEE
FRIENDLY BUT FERAL TEE
UNDIAGNOSED BUT SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT TEE
DEPRESSION PICKED THE WRONG VILLAIN TEE
RISK-FREE, OBVIOUSLY
Free 30 day returns and exchanges, and on-time delivery for Father's Day or your money back. The only thing you have to get right is the gift itself.
STILL DECIDING?
What size should I get him?
What size should I get him?
True to size, relaxed dad fit. If you're unsure, size up and use the free exchange.
Will it arrive before Father's Day?
Will it arrive before Father's Day?
Order by June 14 and yes, guaranteed, or your money back.
What if he doesn't like it?
What if he doesn't like it?
Free returns and exchanges within 30 days, no questions.
Will he get the joke?
Will he get the joke?
The dads who get it, get it. He'll laugh, then wear it everywhere.
